Hi! My name is Molly, and I wanted to start blogging because of a class I'm taking. Now you may be asking, "Why would you do such a thing?" and to that I say, "Hold on, I'm about to start a Q&A to explain a little bit.

Who IS "Molly?" Molly is a weirdo with far too much free time on her hands. And a few screws loose. Actually, I'm pretty sure she's just stuck together with ducktape and gum wrappers at this point.

What does Molly like to do in her free time? Molly apparently likes to talk in the third person. Her hobbies include, but are not limited to: Mashed Potatoes, Skeletons, and Pogo-sticks. Molly also plays the tuba, knits, and plays video games. She also likes making things awkward for everyone else.

Where does Molly like to spend her free time? Molly rarely leaves her bed, and her precious internet. However, she will crawl out of her mancave in order to partake teenage activities, such as going to the mall to enjoy a nice beverage with friends.

Should Molly be posting? No, shut up, Jorge.


What did the scouter say about the number of questions? ~crunch~ IT'S OVER FOUR...

What's the meaning of life? 42. Read a book.

What would existence be like in a world without ponies? A sad sad world, indeed. Ponies make rainbows, make the sunshine, and wrap-up winter.

What is your favorite brand and flavor of soda? I would marry Coca-cola, if it wasn't illegal. My favorite flavor would have to be cream soda, it's like carbonated sugar-water but oh-so good.

What is your most unique skill? I can play the tuba! I can knit! Uhhh...geez I'm boring

Weirdest thing you've ever found in the back of your refrigerator? I found one of my lost socks in there once. I put it on.

What is something you like to draw? I can only draw ponies well enough that people won't abandon my if they see them. So, ponies.

Why is the light on my printer blinking? Because your mother never loved you.

What is your favorite article of clothing and what is it's purpose? Anyone who has ever seen me knows of my absurd love of pajama pants. Purpose? To be the best around.

Which pony is your favorite on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? "I don't know what happened" ~Derpy Hooves. It's canon now I can do that.

You go walking in the woods and trip over something random in the road. What did you trip over? A moose.

What 3 words most accurately describe your childhood? "Mom, I'm Molly"

Imagine you are standing in front of a huge bladed fan. What would you want to yell into it before it blows you over? "This makes my voice sound silly"

How many of you does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3. One to screw in the light bulb. One to keep the ladder steady. And one to be the ladder.

Do you think Millard Filmore could dunk? Of course!

If you had to choose a way to die, what would you pick and why? I-is this a death threat? I'd pick skydiving, because that sounds awesome.

What would your name be if you woke up one morning with super powers? Molly. Unless I got the power to change my name at will, then I would shoot myself because that power is terrible.

If you could invent a sport, what materials would be required to play it? Ducks in tophats.

Ok, I'm done. I'll attempt to post everyday, but I'm lazy teenager.
What will I even post about? Whatever I feel like. I might have a school rant. Maybe I'll draw some pictures. Who knows? (hint: not Molly)

Whoever you are, I love you. Hopefully this didn't scare you too bad.
I'm Molly, and next post, I'll have less questions and more whatever!